Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i came on her dog
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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