what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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