I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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