she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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