Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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