Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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