Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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