The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
