I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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