Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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