Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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