i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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