He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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