I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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