also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
God, I missed his penis.
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