It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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