do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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