yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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