So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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