I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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