i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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