Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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