You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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