we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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