So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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