There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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