The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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