with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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