I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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