There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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