apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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