i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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