well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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