Moan for me like Helen Keller
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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