I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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