I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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