She said her name was "party"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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