I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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