I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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