Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?