Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize