True but thats because hes a fetus.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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