I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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