how hairy? two words: wookie tits
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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