I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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