I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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