i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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