Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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