he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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