I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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