They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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