And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm passing your future prison.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
