your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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