we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
